

Check out our Q&A with Burstein below! Can't get enough Alice? Alice150 is sponsoring several upcoming events, including " Alice's Adventures at Columbia" at Butler Library on Tuesday, October 6th. . 'Who's next? And don't tell me it's fucking Leo goody-good Tolstoy.This year marks the 150th anniversary of Lewis Carroll's iconic Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. In celebration of the anniversary, Mark Burstein updated and expanded Martin Gardner's The Annotated Alice into the new 150th Anniversary Deluxe Edition, out on Oct. 'Who's next? And don't tell me it's fucking Leo goody-good Tolstoy.' She's in hospital having the silicon pumped out of her blood stream. You don't have to go to the ring tonight. DRUGGED cake.'įinally Humpty gets a word in. Filling it with that acid which burned 'I like little girls too much' into his chest.'Īlice knows she is on a winner. 'Because of your clever idea for modifying the iQuill, Alice.'

'Why does he always avoid swimming at the seaside?'

Why does Lewis always dress covered up to his neck?' 'As for cutting the dude who raped her with a razor. Humpty goes to answer the phone and comes back. Stuff it whereever that perverted author thinks will give the readers a kick.' Let her stuff that up her pipe and smoke it. Humpty didn't want to tell her she was obsessing, but. Page one: 'In another moment down went Alice.' Though you notice Lewis just couldn't let go of the "down" word.' She sniggers.

'Cleaned it up once they decided to make it a children's book after all. That's what was really in my hand when they did those pictures.' 'Like we didn't have dildoes and girl on girl stuff in the Victorian period. 'What? NOW?' asks Humpty nervously glancing at the wall next to them. AND I had to give mate's rates to fucking Charles Dickens. They need to be told that I did all that stuff bigger and better than she did. Bugger the 'Annotated Alice', we're putting out the 'Unexpurgated Alice' right now. 'I mean, wot the fuck is it wiv this Salander bitch?' Alice scowls. For the Celebrity Death Match vs The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
